Apple is boring.

Apple is boring…and they seem not to care [SATIRE]

This post originally ran on LinkedIn. Apple might be the most straight-forward, boring brand in the world. But they don’t seem to know it. Their emails and print ads have

Demoted to Gold

Image via Wikipedia American Airlines demoted me to Gold. I got a very nice pre-printed letter in the mail informing me that I did not qualify for Platinum status any